FUNNY NAMES FOR FANTASY FOOTBALL TV

Ajax Treesdown FC / Basement Ajax (AFC Ajax).

Paralympique Marseille (Olympique Marseille).

Paris Ain’t German (Paris Saint-Germain F.C.) Murder on Zidane’s Floor – One of the best names out there! French Team Names

Enter ‘Me Lamb / Inter Thepub / Inter M’Nandos / Inter Your Nan/ Inter Ya Gran / Outer Milan / Inter M’Ladies FC /Inter Bread / Inter Row Z / Inter Milan-Drover (Inter Milan).

AC A Little Silhouette Of Milan / AC Me Rollin’ / AC Dead People ( AC Milan).

Dances with Wolves / Woefulhampton (Wolverhampton Wanderers).

Fred West Ham / West Ham Sandwich (West Ham).

Breast Homage Albion / Breast Rummage Albion (West Bromwich Albion).

Not so Hotspur / Tottenham Hotsperm (Tottenham Hotspur).

Stroke Titty / If it ain’t Stoke, don’t fix it / Stroke City (Stoke City).

Seshfield Wednesday (Sheffield Wednesday).

Queens Park Strangers (Queens Park Rangers).

Old’em Pathetic / Old ‘n’ Pathetic / Oldman Arthritic/ Texas Oldham (Oldham Athletic).

Notts Florist / Not in your mums forest F.C (Notts Forest / Nottingham Forest).

Bantchester United / Man-Chest-Hair United (Manchester United).

Man Titty (Manchester City – “Man City”).

Crystal Meth Palace / Crystal Phallus / Fritzl Palace (Crystal Palace).

Brighton & Hoe Albion (Brighton & Hove Albion).

Aston Filla / Aston Vanilla (Aston Villa).

Jimmy Flloyd Bottle Bank – even to this day, Jimmy celebrates when he sees a bottle bank English Team Names

Don’t look Bacary Sagna / Bacary Lasagna / Daiquiri Sagna.

Murder On Zidane’s Floor / I bet you’d look good on Zidane’s Floor.

Clyne Kampf / Whose Clyne is it anyway?.

Klose but no Cigar / Too Klose for Comfort.

Red bull gives you Frings / Red bull gives you Ings / Lord of the Ings.

Every day I’m Schneiderlin/Bellerin/Coquelin.

KROOSing for a Bruising / Kroos control.

FUNNY NAMES FOR FANTASY FOOTBALL TV

Ozil Gummidge (After English TV show ‘Worzil Gummidge’).Super Nani (After TV show ‘Super Nanny’).An inconvenient Huth / You can’t handle the Huth.Law abiding Sigurddsons / Gylfi Pleasures.Krul Runnings / Only Kruls and Horses / Krul to be Kind / Krul and the Gang.Rolls Reus / Egg-fried Reus / Reus’ Pieces.My Little Bony / Hung like a Bony / One-trick-Bony’s.Absolutely Fabregas / Cesc in the city / Fabregasm.

Slumdog Mignolet / Who wants to be a Mignolet.Klopp Outs / Kindergarden Klopp / Klopp goes the Weasel / Klopps and Robbers / Two Girls One Klopp.Beat Around Debuchy / Blame it on Debuchy.Ospina colada / If You Like Ospina Coladas.Who ate all Depays / Walking in Memphis Depay / Depay in the Sky.Moves Like Agger / Agger Diouf Diouf Diouf.(most of these are English Premier League, past or present) Enjoy! Player-Pun Team Names (Current Players & Managers) We’ve sorted the list into ones that involve player names those that are parodies of English, Italian, Spanish, Portugese, German, French and International team names then to top it all off we’ve got some miscellaneous crackers to finish. In no way can we guarantee that these names will be accepted by your league organiser. Whilst they make funny (make that ‘hilarious’) 5-a-side and fantasy football team names, please be aware that there are some team names on the below list which some may find offensive. These names have been gathered together from current leagues within the UK. The best team names are original creations, but sometimes we understand that you don’t want to spend hours finely tuning a pun-laden name of your own, so we’ve put together a list to inspire you.

Funny names for fantasy football